The Sun Newspaper (UK) article “Snack your way to bigger boobs” includes Red Chopsticks!

Though we had been highly anticipated the airing of the Market Kitchen show this past Monday, we did not know earlier that The Sun Newspaper also featured our product on September 20, 2008 as well!

Snack your way to bigger boobs“, now that’s a headline.

Though we do wonder about Dr Carol Cooper’s view - after all, who can argue that a generally known fact: “You are what you eat.” Virtually everyone acknowledges this and it’s strange that a doctor wouldn’t know this herself. Besides, all of our ingredients have been scientifically proven to have various health benefits too. Science - you have no choice but to believe it.

Food influences us in so many ways - health, appearance, and mood. The explosive growth of functional foods in the past several years has been able to do so because people want to consumer beneficial nutrients in a form that they want.

We are the world’s first to make available marine collagen (increased skin moisture), inulin (dietary fiber to help intestinal health and digestion), L-Carnitine (helps turn fat turn into energy and excellent for promoting heart health) and DHA and Omega-3 (eye and brain development needed by all ages).

“HOW many of us spend most of our lives wishing for a bigger bust, better skin or plumper lips?

And who would rather chain herself to a lamp post than risk the temptation of the sweet aisle in the supermarket?

Well now we may be able to enjoy these guilty pleasures simultaneously.

Making their debut on UKTV’s Market Kitchen, a new range of treats have hit the shelves, claiming to have the beautifying effect of cosmetic surgery on the body.

The range includes:

F-Cup Cookies

Biscuits that have 50mg of a boob enhancing herb

Collagen Marshmallows

These marshmallows come in blueberry, cherry or grapefruit flavour and each contain 300mg of collagen.

They claim to plump cheeks and lips.

Beauty in a Bowl Noodles

They apparently increase the moisture content, flexibility and general condition of your skin as they contain L-carnitine and omega.

They also contain marine collagen in them which is really good for your skin flexibility and for moisture.

Anti-Ageing Gum

Fuwarinka Gum claims to hold the secret of eternal youth and is supposedly sourced in a village where they claim to live to 150.

 

But Dr Carol Cooper is not so sure about these so called miracle products.

She says:

“I have never heard something quite so ridiculous as this in my whole life.

“The only way the cookies would give you a bigger bust is if you stuffed them down your bra.

“And the idea that collagen taken through food can improve skin in any way is entirely false.

“The best way to beautiful skin is eating plenty of protein and drinking lots of water.”

These products will be tried and tested by Atomic Kitten Liz McClarnon, ‘Market Kitchen’ and ‘A Place In The Sun” presenter Amanda Lamb, Market Kitchen presenter Matt Tebbutt and chef Merrilees Parker on Market Kitchen - Monday 22nd September, 7pm, on UKTV.”

 

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